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Dante – Cheerleader Chant (3.21.2013/Poem 11)

Having a little fun ;)

Dante (Cheerleader Chant)

No more
I’m done
Baby it was fun
but I am gone
hope you crash
your car and Die
You and that girl
you Fucked,
you’re shit out of luck
I hate your guts
live loooong
long After you die
in a stony pit of fire
where constant Pleasure turns to Pain
the women always Scream your name
and are forever Playing games
with all you
hope you love the titillation
more than constant stimulation
the attention you receive
from every type you can conceive
and the feeling that it brings
to have the bitches of your dreams
My King

I love you


When I Was Younger I Used To Apologize to My Diary…

I  used to always try to keep a diary when I was a tween/teenager/young adult.  I would write in it consistently for about a week and then never touch it again for weeks/months/years!

And I wanted to keep a diary because all the girls in the movies had diaries, of course.

Yet, I also  believe, now, as an adult,  that I needed my own space to be private, to feel like I had a secret life no one else knew about, which ultimately made me feel special. And doesn’t every young girl deserve to feel special!!

As a young person there was never really much space for me to be alone with my thoughts. I don’t trust easily, so I didn’t tell my friends my deepest darkest secrets, shit, I didn’t even tell my diary. I wrote many things in code, but my point is that this was MY space and I made myself feel guilty for neglecting it!

I knew then that I wanted to write things down for posterity. Perhaps I also knew that I would have a horrible memory and would thoroughly enjoy reading those sporadic crazy little entries:

I judged and hated my friends in there

Decapitated my enemies,

Crushed on my Crushes

Did a whoooooole lot of complaining, mainly about life not being fair

Complained about whatever retail job I was working at

And just ,in general, complained about how consistently miserable I was

If you read these early diaries, you would think I never had a good day in my life! 

Which is untrue! I know now that my life then was Easy Peasy! But a teenager will be a teenager! The world wasn’t revolving around me and I didn’t like it!

So, not only was I miserable, but I felt guilty for not documenting my misery daily. Points to me for the combo attack!

What I picked up on when I read years later, is that almost every entry began with:

Dear Diary,

I’m sorry I haven’t written in a while…

I’m really gonna try and write more often…

I know I said I was gonna write more often…

I’m so sorry! I’m gonna write more often…

My apologies for not writing in so long…

… … … … … … … … … … … … … … … … …

And I just thought this is ridiculous! Why the hell was I consistently apologizing for not writing in MY diary. No one will see it, but me! And there it was: my young self didn’t want to disappoint my older self. How considerate of young me!

But I do find, now, that it is quite a silly thing to apologize to your own Diary or Journal! But that doesn’t stop me from wanting to apologize to this here Blog all the damned time! Grrrrrr!! I guess not much has changed. While before, I was apologizing to myself, now I apologize to my readers. Even though I’m pretty sure no one is angry, upset, or disappointed with me, at all!

A lot of times when I decide to do something, no matter how much fun it should be, I end up feeling obligated to do it and that just sucks the life out of it completely. This is one of those times/one of those things.


I am truly sorry I don’t update my blog as much as I would like to. Sometimes I’m dry and nothing interests me enough to want to write it down. Sometimes (okay, most times) I’m lazy, sometimes I’m busy, and sometimes one specific event/idea/person that is too personal to share on the internet consumes me and I can’t block those thoughts  long enough to allow my creativity to be productive (I’m working on controlling myself). I extend my most sincerest apologies. I hope you accept my apology and enjoy my entries as they come because I’m going to do what the fuck I want to do, when I want to do it!

Blogger’s Guilt is Not For Me!

Now, I’ve explained myself and apologized. My guilt shouldn’t bother me from here on out. I’ve made amends, I’ll do what I can, story done, that’s a wrap!

And I’m never doing this shit again! :)


Curiosity Killed the Cat, So They Say… (8.14.12/Poem 7)

Curiosity Killed the Cat, So They Say…

Curiosity Killed the Cat—

      What does this really mean?

Did Curiosity seep into his mind

And poison his sweetest dreams?

Did Curiosity tie him up

And make him scream his name?

Did Curiosity ease him along

And watch him burn in flames?

Or did Curiosity take the wheel

And drive the cat insane?

What if the cat was a martyr

And made sound judgment calls?

Should we be blaming Curiosity

For giving the cat some balls?

Consider that the Cat

Had a mission at his paws!?

You know, I think I like the cat.

A kitty for the cause.

I know!

 I think I’ll praise the cat.

For you – THE CAT – Applause!


The Other Woman (6.20.12/Poem 4)

The Other Woman

The world is upside down,

my cynical side is showing,

and positivity is positively


Crushed hard by gravity,

craving depravity,

I just want to

be a dirty girl

love bad man

have wild sex

eat greasy food

cut school

skip work

smoke a lot of weed

live a champagne life

party all night

get drunk

Black Out

never think about what happened

and do it all over again,

conveniently forgetting

 to feel guilty

about any of it.


Feel Good Music: Music That Makes Me Happy, Maybe You Too!

Plinky Prompt: Name a Song That Always Put You In a Good Mood

I live for music, so this is a great Plinky prompt! There’s not “a” song, but many songs that do the trick. If you need to be stimulated into a good mood, choose your medicine (listed in no particular order):

1. Music – Eric Sermon & Marvin Gaye

2. I Would Die 4 U – Prince

3. 49 percent – Royksopp

4. Nah Let Go – Gyptian

5. Adorn – Miguel

6. Dog Days Are Over – Florence + The Machine

7. Beautiful People – Chris Brown

8. Fool For You – Cee Lo Green

9. Free – Graffiti6

10. Count Your Blessings – Nas & Damian Marley

11. Touch The Sky – Kanye West

12. Pleasure Principle – Janet Jackson

13. Million Dollar Bill – Whitney Houston

14. Rock With You – Michael Jackson

15. Just Say Yes – Snow Patrol

16. Praise You – Fatboy Slim

17. Nfana Ibaga (No Problem) – 2Face Idibia

18. Right Now (Na Na Na) – Akon

19. I Gotta Feeling – Black Eyed Peas

20. Lose Myself – Lauryn Hill

21. Precious – Esperanza Spalding

22. Do For Love – 2Pac

23. Turn & Wine – Vybz Kartel

24. Cold War – Janelle Monae

25. Powerful Stuff – Sean Hayes

26. Valio La Pena (Salsa Version) – Marc Anthony

27. Each Other – Kelly Rowland

28. We Found Love – Rihanna

29. Yamaha – The Dream

30. Girls Dem Sugar – Beenie Man ft. Mya

31. Feeling Good – Nina Simone

32. Fireflies – Owl City

33. When Love Takes Over – David Guetta Ft Kelly Rowland

34. End Of Time – Beyonce

35. When We Fall In – Sean Hayes

36. Good Love – Mary J. Blige ft. T. I.

37. Be – Common

38. Number One – R. Kelly

39. My Prerogative – Bobby Brown

40. Escapade – Janet Jackson

41. Love You Long Time – Jazmine Sullivan

42. Good Life – Kanye West

43. My Sweetie – Wale

44. Umi Says – Mos Def

45. There Goes My Baby – Usher

46. I’m Yours – Jason Mraz

47. Love On Top – Beyonce

48. Sunshowers – M.I.A.

49. Still not a Player – Big Pun ft. Joe

50. Give Me Everything – Pitbull ft. Ne-Yo, Afrojack, & Naya

I could keep going, but I had to stop somewhere. LOL

I had fun writing this! I’m definitely in a good mood now!

 Let me know your favorites, or pick something you’ve never heard, tell me how you feel!

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